- You spend more per day to 'feed' your rats (rat-kill) than to feed you.
- Your apartment smells worser than a public urinal.
- The urine is that of a rat.
- The faeces of the rat(s) adorn your apartment like pattern on mosaic
- You have to spend the entire day at home for want of better things to do.
Rat-a-hatee
You know that you aren't doing well if...
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I totally empathise. Are they huge ones, your visitors?
Not huge. Just medium. But still creepy.
Kris my friend. you need to pull it together and watch some episodes of Scrubs.
Maybe Scrubs isn't such a good idea.
Try old episodes of keeping up appearances.
Hell if nothing works, just you tube dante's cove.
I'll try to follow your advice. Right now, cross-blog-commenting has worked a bit to cheer me up. I'll try some Vinokur now.
Cheer up and smile.
**Don't know what to say anymore. Hopefully, now you are in cocacolastic state and enjoying :P
I'm smiling now. What's cocacolastic state? ;)
Uh oh!!! Rat problem everywhere! :(
I just checked out your website. You don't seem to be having any. Your blog is full of cute men and women and glamor! ;)
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