**The following is a real-life story. All the characters in it are non-fictitious and any resemblance to any person(s) is truly intended. Hyperbole has strictly been avoided for the purpose of maintaining reality.**
[20 years back:- A quiet residential neighborhood at Thiruvananthapuram:- Carnatic music was in the air and the vocal master was teaching three young girls lessons in raagas:- One of them is Kris' sister.]
'Come on Kris, you can take classes along with them!'[17 years back:- At a famous temple in the Guruvayoor:- An ambassador car parked outside has a very handsome middle aged man (the driver) and an ugly looking kid (Kris) trying to play the Indian National anthem on his newly purchased flute:- Kris's maternal uncle and aunt are in the backseat.]
'No, I'm not interested.'
'You are ruining a golden chance here. Our entire family has a tradition in music. Your father is a mridangam player. You should start the lessons now.'
'No, please. Leave me alone.'
The Master, Kris' uncle says to his wife and Kris' mother
'He's got a good voice and talent. But he's not interested.'
'He's always like this. Disobedient and stubborn.' muttered Kris' mother.
Frustrated Aunt shouts 'Stop playing that. I'm getting a headache.'[Cut to the 15th of August, 1994]
'Come on, please. See, I'm playing well.'
'Oh, shut up. See, I'm having a terrible headache.'
The handsome man pats the child's back and looks into his eyes and whispers
'Take it easy. Can't help them. We'll do this a little later, okay?.'
'Kris, aren't you coming today to play?'[10 years back; the setting is the Anatomy lecture hall, Medical college Thiruvananthapuram, the captial of Kerala]
'Nope, I'm not I'd rather stay at home and finish my homework.'
A little bit of lying helps, and young Kris was anxiously waiting for his first glimpse of something he had heard a lot about - MTV. It was late in the afternoon and he was glad that there was none at home other than his granny. As the clock struck 4.30 the visuals aroused him, sparking something inside him which would change him for ever. Madonna's 'Secret', Lucas' 'Lucas with the lid off' were followed by Soundgarden's 'Black Hole Sun' and Live's 'I Alone'. He felt like he belonged there.
'Hey, would you want to check out some new stuff? I've albums of Metallica, Deep Purple, Bush and stuff. You may like these, Kris.'[A couple of months later:- Kris' sister's bedroom:- Kris is sitting by his sister on the bed.]
'Yeah, I guess. Can I come home and check your collection out?'
'Sure! You are always welcome.'
'You know something, you should try and learn an instrument. Try learning guitar. My friends in college say that it's very cool!'[Cut to New Year's eve 2000:- Kris's home where a New Year's party is going on:- It's almost 10 pm as 'S'shifts from his chair to a stool behind the new drumset (custom made, cheap shit):- Kris' on the guitar and S.'s brother takes the mic:- The band, then unnamed, were playing for the first time ever in front of a 12 strong audience of mostly neighborhood kids:- As 'Come As You Are' finishes, the crowd start clapping.]
'Come on, I don't want to learn an instrument. I'm happy the way I am.'
'Kris, why don't you give it a try. You might never regret it!'
'Okay, okay. But you'll have to learn the keyboard then. Deal?'
'Deal!'
'You guys are great', 'Aweseome!', 'We want more!'s are shouted.[Cut to 6 years back:- The college audiorium at the Medical College, Thiruvananthapuram:- The last rites of the the convocation ceremony and celebrations going on:- The final act to perform is announced as 'The Rock band featuring our very own Kris! with Polly on vocals/guitars, Ross on guitars, Xander on vocals and Kris on bass!]
'Yeah, sure! Here ya go!'
'You could improve a lot, you know.' came from R. B., one of Kris's best friends/advisors and an audiophile.
'Yeah, we know! We'll practice and improve. We want to make it big. You know like Nirvana and stuff. Maybe on the Rolling Stone magazine!'
'Yeah, keep on dreaming!'
'Sorry guys, we couldn't get our drummer tonite. He couldn't not make it. We'll play 'My Sacrifice' from Creed'.[Cut to 3 years back:- A Sunday afternoon at Xander's:- Kris is sprawled across the bean bag and Xander is pouring another drink of rum and pepsi:- Kris tries to coaxe Xander to sing a song for which he's been strumming for about half an hour now:- Because of the 56 hour shift that he was just coming out from, Kris is tired and sleepy and he dozes off.]
At the end of the performance, the crowd comprising of about 20 people which included May, her mother, Kris's family etc clapped.
'Wow, it was really good! Xander was amazing!' said Maya
'Son, the music sounded very good!' said Kris's Dad as his Mom smiled childishly.
'Thanks, thank you!'
'Hey you, come on get up! Look at who has commitment now!' the words slurred out of Xander's mouth.[Cut to a last December:- Kris who is chatting with Vinokur on Skype gets a call.]
'Look Xander, I just had a very long night and I'm a little tired. If you are singing, I'll play for you.'
'Yeah, you are the one who doesn't want us to make it big. Look at you lying there sleeping. And you accuse me of not practicing? Gimme a break!'
'Dude, are you free tonight?[At 7.30 pm the same night.]
'
'Yeah, for jamming?'
'Yes. We can practice some songs.'
'Is there a show of 'Shoonyas' coming up?'
'No. Just practice. And I need to talk to you about something.'
'Okay. See you by 7.'
'So do you like the songs, Kris?'[Feb 23, 2008:- The finals of a national band competition are taking place in a hall in Mumbai:- 'Noise Market' just finished playing the last song from their set list:- Amidst the raptures from the crowd, the anchor/compare announces.]
'Wow, I'm totally impressed! What singing and songwriting!'
'Would you be our bassist then?'
'Umm... well, I don't know if I can give you the time. But I want to!'
'Is that a yes?'
'I guess it is!'
[Aug 1, 2008:- Kris' apartment:- Late afternoon:- Kris' is calling someone on the phone.]
'So what do the judges think of them?'
*silence*
The 3 judges get up and bow to the band.
*silence*
'The future of Indian music is safe in your hands!
If you guys are wondering if I made all this up, this might just change your mind. Later on, you may want to congratulate me. And you are always welcome!
'Hey R. B., guess what! We got featured in the Rolling Stone magazine!'
'You are kidding me! Really?'
'Yes! Finally, we made it!'
'Wow, that's incredible!'
'You know what, some dreams do come true!'
22 comments:
*gives kris a standing ovation*
Hurray !!!
*[Hugs Hugs]*
Hurray !!!
*[jumping around the room not knowing what to do]*
Hurray!!!
Thank you very much!
Hugs everyone back.
Requests Bebe to apply a submissive hold on Fly before the dogs go mad!
Seriously, thank you! :)
Can you actually believe that Vinokur proofed the entire post and made some 97 changes to it. I mean, the luck to fall in love with an English language expert!
Thank you Vinokur!
Vinokur is so proud of his lover and friends. Congratulations guys!!!
very well-written..very relatable coz v all dream :-)
Raising a toast in ur honour..( sipping bournvita btw hehe)
btw- U BARGED INTO MY MIND..dint u?
Any similarity to ur post is unintentional LOL
I hope ur luck rubs off on me as well..n my dreams comes true
and 2 of my dreams come true..
@ Vinokur: Thank a lot darling!
@ Swats: Thank you! And I was sipping 'Tang' out of a bottle along with my dinner.
I don't get the barged into my mind thing. What did I do?
chk my post..ul understand..its also abt dreams..only diff is..urs has come true..mine is yet to come true!
God bls..Cheers!
I am thrilled for you!
Big hugs all around for talent and persistance and dedication.
Very commendable.
A well wisher in NYC
@ Swats: I'll do that
@ AWWiNYC: Thanks a lot! I actually stumbled to your comments on Tapak's blog as well. Are you interested in gay Keralaites or something?
Wow! Truly amazing and inspiring.
Now will you please take up the tag! :)
gosh!!!im one of your avid fan now...could you please buzz me if one of these days yur in chennai to perform???
iv been reading your archives and im hook :)you're very articulate just like all my indian blogger friends...
and hey, cheers to yur other half as well...
gosh im so thrilled...a bassist, songwriter...you a total catch *blush*
kudos to you buddy...
i will blogroll yu whether you like it or not :)
@ det-res: Thank you! But... what tag?
@ Pepe: Thanks! Will! Wow! He nods in approval! I'm thrilled that you are thrilled as well! Thanks! Okay, and I've added you as well!
You know something, I'm a mallu and I understand tamil. And my sister is in Chennai!
i know yur a mallu bcoz yur cute hahaha!and yeah yur old entries said so...wow, yur sis is here...i should hang out with her sometimes...oh my bf too is mallu...im quite fluent in tamil too :)
Well, what do you know? The rest of the world will take its own sweet time to realize this catclysmic epiphany about Mallu men.
My sister's not entirely homo-philic yet. She's wary about my blog presence and I can't see her hanging out in the malls of Chennai.
I bloody well know that your boyfriend is a Mallu. It's there in the picture. He's so cute. I hope Vinokur doesn't get to see his photo on your blog!
Wonderful photo though!
Oh and by the way, you are cute too!
just googled homophilic...well let her take her own time...its not surprising here in india...
and if she's not keen on malls well will hit those plays and filmfest in music academy then :)
you mean his ass is cute in the photo hahahaha...
Well, err... I didn't want to put it that bluntly!
LOL @ gay keralite comment.
No I read blogs of folks who are bright, and with it. It shows in the writing!
Oh but I do like me some avial, dosas, walks in the rain in Cochin along the shore and lazy days drifting down the back waters! This is the stuff my belated honeymoon was made of. No wonder I like Kerala and its denizens.
A well wisher in NYC
Okay. Compliments gracefully taken. But you know so much about Kerala. Makes me suspect your roots.
Great Post and Many congratulations..
i will have to read ur other blog as well, now :)
And I love mallu food, and I so crave it in Delhi ( well, very digressing but mentioning avial, appam, motta curry can spin my head and lose all my senses)
@ TLOB: Thank you! And that's interesting. But aren't most interesting gay bloggers too? *winks*
I too miss the food! There are a few restaurants in South and Central mumbai though. The help alleviating the pain!
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