Today, at work, a female colleague of mine casually asked me “Are you trying to tell me that you are gay?” I said, “Yes, that’s what I am.”
She said “Is this one of your pranks?”
I said. “No. I’m dead serious about it. Why do you think that I get along with the women in the office so well?”
She said “You gotta be kidding me. I don’t believe it!”
And from then on, I tried to convince her that I was indeed gay. She didn’t buy it.
Am I that straight-looking?